A restful and indulgent Yule to you all!
The picture and the sentiment are no more new than a treasured Christmas bauble, but we wish you a lovely Christmas, a cool Yule and a prosperous New Year. May 2026 be all you want it to be…
The following is a fit to the tune of “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.”
God rest ye merry sling shooters,
let no fork you dismay,
For elastic, our saviour,
will fling balls come what may.
With bands so tight and all your might,
Your ammo will fling true,
So glad tidings of Yu-ule to you, Yule to you,
…and a brand new catapult too!
God rest ye merry sling shooters,
and bless your Christmas dins,
I trust your repast will be good,
and that you all get wings.
What if you shot the bird yourself,
and pheasant was for dinner?
Well, glad tidings of Yu-ule to you, Yule to you,
…and a brand new catapult toooooo!
A WASP!
